I frequently hear things that even out of context, I think are hilarious. Here are a couple from the last day or two. Hopefully they will provide a few LOL's for you.
"No, I am pretty sure that doesn't cause liver damage." {phone hangs up}
"Was that your mom?"
"Yes."
"What is she worried about causing liver damage?"
"Spray tans."
"Oh."
"Maybe we should call South America and see if their average temperatures are off too. Because if they are, then we will know that the earth is improperly tilted on its axis."
"You know, you are walking the path to shame." {A seven year old to his babysitter.}
"Yeah, that's a walk I am all too familiar with."
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