Friday, February 20, 2009


How often do you find yourself in "that situation". The one you can't walk away from. The one that leaves you trapped in a moment in time that can never be given back or altered. The Situation that may have you laughing with your friends or dying of your own humiliation as you recount it. The Situation that may leave you questioning your lot in life. The Situation...that leaves you thinking to yourself, "Seriously, dude? Did those words just come out of your mouth." But what you really say is, "Oh. Um, I have to check my calendar."


  1. Here's a good one. One time at a bar, this strange guy approached my friends and I and started telling us that he was a Meat Salesman from Arkansas. Then he turned to me and said in a very dirty way "...I'd love to see 'my meat' in your mouth"


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